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09.07.2006: Budapest Bukkake

My love for stuff remains unsurpassed in magnitude, because while God did create a lot, the exquisite level of a Sonic Batmanhammer, rubber chicken, or squeeking pig was not reached by him in those seven days.

Behold the glory of Man! The pig even has real teats! To praise that (the glory, not the teats) I have created a record dubbed "Budapest Bukkake" after a spam mail I received. It's a love duet between my batmanhammer and the latest acquisition, the squeeking pig (lady from the petshop: "Ah that must be for the dog?" Me: "Yes. .... That must be.")

Kippfest - Budapest Bukkake (1.28mb)
((C) Kippfest 2006, with Kippfest on drums, bass guitar, piano, pig and batmanhammer)



08.07.2006: Why Does Richard Roundtree Vomit Semen?

Inspired by lovely miss Akelig Gedrocht I take great pleasure in presenting you the greatest masterpiece ever made! Basically it's the definitive proof that I am the incarnation of God's own good taste.


06.06.2006: X3 - Everybody loves the Professor

Great fun and action! Professor X raping a kid with the help of his mental powers, all amidst a horrible saga of shaving his ass. But he is Jean, so it doesn't matter.


15.03.2005: Startrek Porn Stories

Finally!
Picard raping Geordi LaForge, Worf violating everybody, the star trek crew murdering a village full of ewoks while jerking off their captain, and a lot of anal masturbation. In short everything a trekkie desires. Say "Thank you, internet."

27.02.2005: Kippfest -(...) to justify the existence of this dreadful little slab of insanity. Unfortunately I lack imagination so I'm just going to assume this guy is completely batshit." ALOD 23-02-2005, Somethingawful.com

Wow oh wow! We've been elected Awful Link of the Day at somethingawful.com! So we've been visited by MILLIONS AND GAZILLIONS of english people. Cheerio, mate! Let's put another "shrimp" on the "barby" eh? Haha! Well, for all of you who instantly fell in love with our chirpy sense of silly fun humour, the kind everybody in Holland already knows and loves so much (Yes, we all like it. That's why we're dutch!), we have a special little treat: an english index! Now you can not only gaze in amazement at my wonderful drawings, you can also read beautiful stories about the Golden Girls, and rape, and horsies, and LOTS more!
I hope you can one day come to Holland, that's were the fun never ends.

Remotely Mechanized Porn


Finally! The ideal combination of  sex, violence, and technical gadgets.
Part two concentrates more on porn in, and violence from armoured vehicles.

Love is...

Set of cartoons displaying the meaning of true love

Sexual Depravity Test

How sexually depraved would YOU be? Take the test.

Bukkake

Basically, this is one of Marhime's lyrics, but this ode to Bukake in french deserves a special place.

Whorse.htm

WHORSE.HTM: You Can't Cock it... All those horny whorses who like to be beaten sooooo hard...

The Golden Gurls

The Golden Gurls! This episode which I have written is called "A 'sticky' situation" 

Reverse Echo

Kippfest and OOZ have created pussy art. Big, fat, hairy, pussy art

She-man: Masterbators of the Universe

She-Man: Kippfest and Marhime have written down some scenes of an action-porn hybrid which we would like to see produced

Find the differences: 

-All work and no play make Kippfest a dull boy 1

-All work and no play make Kippfest a dull boy 2

-All work and no play make Kippfest a dull boy 3

Hey! Letters!

Kippfest teaches about the alphabet: A closer look at the letter "e

El Bolero

The Bolero, written down.

Camp

Camp: Voyx writes a stunning piece of work, but I have no idea how to tell you what it is about. Just read it!

Celebrity dialogues

A filosofic discussion between Britneyspears, Christina Acqguilera, and Eminem, by Voyx

Hitler; popstar


Is about Hitler, and his wild Rock 'n Roll history

Prins Claus simulator

Is about our deceased royalty-figure. Who had parkinson. 

The Kermit-experience

Kermit: is about some songs me and Marhime have written for Kermit the Frogs more psychedellic period

The KOERSK simulator

A game! The KOERSK simulator brings all the horror of dying in a powered-down sub rrrrright to your pc

Higgins is a Biggins

is about Higgins, who is quite the biggins (according to magnum)


















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