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Marhime:"Yeah Boy."
John's Brother:"Dem."
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09.07.2006: Budapest
Bukkake
My love for stuff remains unsurpassed in magnitude,
because while God did create a lot, the exquisite level of a Sonic
Batmanhammer, rubber chicken, or squeeking pig was not reached by
him in those seven days.
Behold the glory of Man! The pig even has real teats! To praise that
(the glory, not the teats) I have created a record dubbed "Budapest
Bukkake" after a spam mail I received. It's a love duet between
my batmanhammer and the latest acquisition, the squeeking pig (lady
from the petshop: "Ah that must be for the dog?" Me: "Yes.
.... That must be.")
Kippfest - Budapest Bukkake
(1.28mb)
((C) Kippfest 2006, with Kippfest on drums, bass guitar, piano, pig
and batmanhammer)
08.07.2006: Why Does Richard Roundtree
Vomit Semen?
Inspired by lovely miss Akelig Gedrocht I take great pleasure in presenting
you the greatest masterpiece ever made! Basically it's the definitive
proof that I am the incarnation of God's own good taste.
06.06.2006: X3 - Everybody loves
the Professor
Great fun and action! Professor X raping a kid with the help
of his mental powers, all amidst a horrible saga of shaving his ass.
But he is Jean, so it doesn't matter.
15.03.2005: Startrek
Porn Stories
Finally! Picard raping Geordi LaForge, Worf violating
everybody, the star trek crew murdering a village full of ewoks while
jerking off their captain, and a lot of anal masturbation. In short
everything a trekkie desires. Say "Thank you, internet."
27.02.2005: Kippfest -(...) to justify
the existence of this dreadful little slab of insanity. Unfortunately
I lack imagination so I'm just going to assume this guy is completely
batshit." ALOD 23-02-2005, Somethingawful.com
Wow oh wow! We've been elected Awful Link of the Day at somethingawful.com!
So we've been visited by MILLIONS AND GAZILLIONS of english people.
Cheerio, mate! Let's put another "shrimp" on the "barby"
eh? Haha! Well, for all of you who instantly fell in love with our
chirpy sense of silly fun humour, the kind everybody in Holland already
knows and loves so much (Yes, we all like it. That's why we're dutch!),
we have a special little treat: an english index! Now you can not
only gaze in amazement at my wonderful drawings, you can also read
beautiful stories about the Golden Girls, and rape, and horsies, and
LOTS more!
I hope you can one day come to Holland, that's were the fun never
ends.
Remotely Mechanized Porn
Finally! The ideal combination of sex,
violence, and technical gadgets.
Part two concentrates more on porn in,
and violence from armoured vehicles.
Love is...
Set of cartoons displaying the meaning
of true love
Sexual Depravity Test
How sexually depraved would YOU be?
Take the test.
Bukkake
Basically, this is one of Marhime's
lyrics, but this ode to Bukake
in french deserves a special place.
Whorse.htm

WHORSE.HTM: You Can't Cock it... All
those horny whorses who like to be beaten sooooo hard...
The Golden Gurls
The Golden Gurls! This episode
which I have written is called "A 'sticky' situation"
Reverse Echo

Kippfest and OOZ have created pussy
art. Big, fat, hairy, pussy art
She-man: Masterbators of the Universe
She-Man: Kippfest and Marhime have
written down some scenes of an action-porn hybrid which we would like
to see produced
Find the differences:
-All work and no play make Kippfest a dull boy 1
-All work and no play make Kippfest a dull boy 2
-All work and no play make Kippfest a dull boy 3
Hey! Letters!
Kippfest teaches about the alphabet: A closer look at the letter "e"
El Bolero
The Bolero, written down.
Camp
Camp: Voyx writes a stunning piece of
work, but I have no idea how to tell you what it is about. Just read it!
Celebrity dialogues
A filosofic discussion between Britneyspears, Christina Acqguilera,
and Eminem, by Voyx
Hitler; popstar
Is about Hitler, and his wild Rock 'n
Roll history
Prins Claus simulator
Is about our deceased royalty-figure. Who had
parkinson.
The Kermit-experience
Kermit: is about some songs me and Marhime have
written for Kermit the Frogs more psychedellic period
The KOERSK simulator
A game! The KOERSK simulator brings all the
horror of dying in a powered-down sub rrrrright to your pc
Higgins is a Biggins
is about Higgins, who is quite the biggins (according
to magnum)
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